Sometimes
in my attempts to track down cinematic oddities I stumble over a movie that
from the plot synopsis can’t possibly exist. Skullduggery is one of those
movies. It was described to me as a Bigfoot courtroom drama starring Burt
Reynolds… That got my attention quickly and had me looking for a copy to watch
right away. Let me clarify one thing right away. This is not a Bigfoot movie,
but rather a missing link flick that does in fact end up as a courtroom drama
after some *ahem* crossbreeding between the humans and the missing links. This
is a weird one.
A
couple of hustlers, one of them played by Reynolds, manages to get themselves
attached to an expedition looking for fossils in the rain forest. The lady
scientist, Dr. Greame, is played by Susan Clark (Webster’s Mom!). Temple,
Reynolds’ character, and his partner are looking for a valuable deposit of
phosphor and find it. What they don’t realize is that they have also found a
tribe of creatures they end up calling the Tropi. This almost human missing
link is the discovery of the century and Greame’s benefactor immediately sets
up a facility to study them. He also goes into business with Temple to mine the
valuable phosphor as well. It all seems to have worked out well for everyone.
Of
course, this wouldn’t be much of a movie if that were the case. Initially
Temple and his partner are pleased by how much money they are making with their
endeavor. They even put the Tropi to work in the mines since they will work for
canned ham. But then the evil rich guy decides to start breeding the Tropi
treating them like livestock. The pair of hucksters have gotten quite attached
to them and end up taking a pregnant female back with them to civilization to
try and get some protection for their new friends. The logic behind this is
that if a human and Tropi could mate then the Tropi would have to be human… See
where this was headed? Yeah Temple’s partner Otto got a bit friendly with a
Tropi. When the baby dies Temple insists he killed it and forces them to put
him on trial for murder. See it can only be murder if the Tropi were human,
which leads to the courtroom drama stuff.
This
is a very weird movie. Not only is the content sort of odd and uncomfortable
but the way it is presented is strange as well. If we are to skip past the bit
where a guy might have had sex with an animal Skullduggery has this weird vibe
where it can’t seem to decide if it is a comedy or drama. At times we get
Reynold’s being silly with Tropi hijinks and even some stuff bordering on
slapstick comedy. And then someone will straight out be killed with an arrow or
in a terrible accident. Only for things to get silly again. This uneven tone
never let me relax and settle in to enjoy the flick. Then again considering the
abrupt and vague ending I’m not sure that the filmmakers intended for this
movie to be fun.
There
were a lot of sixties and seventies movies that had these bummer endings. They
were supposed to provoke you to think deeper about what you just watched and
maybe deliver a message along the way. I could see Skullduggery being a movie
like that, but they shoot themselves in the foot with the misplaced attempts at
comedy. The flip side to this is that if they wanted this to be a silly and fun
movie, they focused way too much on the heavy stuff in the plot. The last thing
we see is our lead Tropi getting smashed under a huge bookshelf while people
laugh at her antics. They probably could have done comedy or drama, but not
both.
Burt in jail... making a point! |
The
cast is solid and in addition to Burt Reynolds and Susan Clark we also get some
other familiar faces. Wilfrid Hyde-White shows up in a small part as a casually
racist scientist that discounts the Tropi as well as anyone not white. Roger C.
Carmel of Harry Mudd fame is good as Otto, Temple’s partner and unfortunate
father to the half Tropi half Human child. We even get a pre-Blacula William
Marshall as the prosecutor. There was a lot of talent in front of the camera,
so it is too bad that things turned out so poorly.
Before
I wind things up, I do need to talk about the special effects work. We see a
lot of the Tropi on screen and while simple the makeup is decent. It allows the
actors underneath to give a decent performance which is good since there are
many different Tropi onscreen. Letting the actors cast as the creatures do a
good job selling it with their movements and body language is key to making the
movie work. All in all, it was good work.
This
is at best an oddity that only the most diehard of cinematic nerd need spend
their time on. There is an obvious reason that Skullduggery isn’t better known
by the public and that is because it isn’t a very good movie. Not horrible
either, just a misfire that is at the end of the day utterly forgettable. I
sadly can’t recommend it.
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John Shatzer
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