We are also introduced to another girl on the show, called American Dreams. She is a devout Christian and struggles with the content of the show. But Shelley can’t just quit when she recognizes the danger that everyone else is in. So she enlists the help of god by going to a church. There she meets a priest, played by Stephen Baldwin in a glorified cameo, who gives her some holy water and an old bible. This leads to a big battle where basically everyone, but our heroines die. But at least the evil is stopped…
This is a terrible movie. The cast is passable but nothing special. Things are dominated by the appearance of the previously mentioned Baldwin as well as Snoop Dogg and Ted Lange. These are basically small cameos with Snoop mostly showing up on a cell phone. Yes, he literally “phones” it in! The story doesn’t help as it gives nothing interesting for the actors to sink their teeth into. This is a very basic story that has a “been there done that” feel. It was mind-numbingly boring. It spends far too much time on backstory for characters that don’t move the story along and honestly that as a viewer I couldn’t care less about. This movie clocks in at almost two hours and desperately needs a bit of editing. Though I’m not sure if that would help at all.
also has this weird swerve at the end where it sort of becomes an odd faith
based horror flick where the power of Christianity saves the day. But that
doesn’t match with the rest of the content, so I was a bit confused. I mean
there is a murder at a threesome, though it is totally lame. Both the murders
and the threesome. Speaking of killings there are a total of eight. The stuff
on screen is lame and what could have been cool is offscreen or seen after the
fact. I was terribly disappointed with what the movie had to offer. I also
wondered if this was supposed to be a comedy, but since it isn’t funny, I’m
guessing it either wasn’t or failed miserably.
If it isn’t obvious yet I’m not recommending Blood Pageant. It is a misfire that no one needs to waste their time watching. I’ve seen a lot of crap while digging thru the stacks of flicks to watch for the site and this has to be one of the worst I’ve seen. Make me feel better for having watched this and heed my advice.
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