The
slasher marathon keeps trucking along with this flick from eighty-four. It
isn’t as well-known as some others and it copies a lot of stuff from earlier
movies, which gets a little frustrating at times. Before I go much further
let’s take a look at the story.
Dr.
Joan Gilmore is a new doctor working at a mental hospital. She is a bit of a
do-gooder and rubs the senior staff the wrong way. Though one particular
doctor, Kruger, is up to something bad in the basement. This only tangentially
plays into the plot, so I won’t spend a bunch of time on it. Let’s just say he
is pretty sketchy. The hospital staff releases a bunch of patients to save money
but makes a huge mistake when they cut loose a homicidal maniac that was
responsible for some murders at a girl’s college twenty years earlier. They try
to cover their tracks by faking his death, but Gilmore doesn’t buy it and takes
off in pursuit.
Of
course, the killer returns to the scene of his crimes, the college, and gets
back to his old tricks. The bodies begin to pile up as the killer works his way
thru the girls and anyone else unlucky enough to cross his path. It takes a
while for Gilmore to find him and even longer to realize that he has been killing
people. We are also given a bit of a twist at the end where her colleagues back
at the hospital go full on evil and send some sadistic orderlies after the
patient and her. They really need to cover their mistake up so a little bit of
kidnapping and murder for the greater good is justified… right?
Our soon to be victims. |
So,
we have a lady Dr. Loomis which is okay. Belinda Montgomery does a decent
enough job in the role and is able to carry her part of the movie nicely. That
said Silent Madness isn’t an easy movie to get thru. There are some pacing
issues as it spends much of the early runtime at the hospital setting up that
plotline that basically goes nowhere. We don’t nearly get enough of the killer
and him stalking his victims because of this other storyline. If that weren’t
bad enough, we get some out of place love story between Gilmore and the local
newspaper guy that feels forced. There is even a date on screen that again
takes us away from what this movie is supposed to be and wipes out any momentum
it might have been building.
There
are a couple more things about the plot that I wanted to mention. There is an
inexplicable twist at the end that seriously messes with the killer’s
motivations. I guess the stuff they sort of hinted at about the experiments at
the hospital might explain things. But they never develop it, nor does a single
character even drop a line of dialogue trying to connect the dots. That was
annoying. We also get this flashback tossed in to try and give the killer some
backstory, but it comes off sort of lame. I mean he uses a nail gun so no
inspiration there.
The best kill of the movie. |
That
brings me to the kills. We get a respectable thirteen, though four are rushed
thru in the flashback. The highlights are a gag with a drill press and a bit
with a hatchet. This is one of those movies that cuts away right as we are
about to see some blood. We also get more than one kill happen offscreen where
you aren’t even sure if they died. That sucks and isn’t what I would expect or
want from a movie like this. One more thing to mention is that this movie was
shot in 3D and while I’ve never seen it presented that way it does affect what
gore we do get as they try and take advantage of the novelty of it. Overall, I
was very disappointed.
Just
a quick note. While I was researching this review, I discovered that there was
a DVD release that restored some gore that was cut from the movie. I watched an
old VHS copy of this so it might deal with some of my complaints. But even if
the movie is suddenly gory as hell it still won’t deal with the myriad of other
issues I have with it. The plot is muddled, and the killer is generic. There is
no tension and the stalking scenes are abbreviated so we can see scheming
doctors and date night instead. While it might make the movie a bit more fun
added gore isn’t going to suddenly make it a good movie. I just can’t recommend
this one as there are so many better options.
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John Shatzer
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