More
zombie fun with this flick from Serbia. Might be the first Serbian movie that
I’ve reviewed for the blog. Certainly, it is the first Serbian Zombie movie
that I’ve ever watched. Hey, it also stars Ken Foree so what could go wrong?
The movie
opens with a flashback to the cold war days. Some bodies are found and there is
a small outbreak of zombies. Skip ahead to now and we see that a gas is
accidentally released by some soldiers horsing around with a cop’s gun. Instant
zombie apocalypse as everyone exposed to the gas becomes a “super” zombie that
can run and think. Everyone they bite becomes a regular zombie. I think that is
the explanation anyway.
Tossed
into this mess are some Interpol agents, the prisoner they are transporting,
and some college kids. We meet them all separately, knowing of course that
their paths will cross. When they do it becomes them vs the zombie horde in a
battle for survival. Who lives and who dies? More important question is why so
many of them give up and die? Eventually we do get to an end and the story
resolves… sort of. The movie is left open for sequels. Considering it is eight
years old I can thankfully say that won’t happen.
Ken Foree in a zombie movie... Good idea or bad? |
I clearly
wasn’t a fan of Zone of the Dead. I’ll try and explain why. With the exception
of Ken Foree, the cast is bad. I’m not sure that was their fault because most
of them appear to be Serbian actors trying to deliver their lines in English.
That has to be hard on an actor so I’m thinking it might be a language barrier
thing. They aren’t helped by dialogue that is a bit stilted and a plot that has
some pacing issues. After starting off with a quick zombie appearance in the
flashback the movie grinds to a halt as it establishes a tragic background for Foree’s
character. The movie also spends way too much effort on establishing the prisoner
who spends most of his time being mysterious. They don’t even give him a name
and when someone asks who he really is the answer always is “classified”. If I
actually cared about the character this might have been fun. But I didn’t, and
it wasn’t. Don’t even get me started on random crazy Bible quoting soldier plot
device.
I want to
give Zone of the Dead credit for some decent looking zombies. They took the
time to do a
good job on the makeup. These zombies look dead and scary. I
appreciated that. I also though some of the kills and gore were nice looking as
well. I’m a gore hound and love to see practical effects work. Though most of
this pleasure was taken away for me by the insistence on having the damn camera
shake like your cameraman was named Michael J. Fox. Okay maybe that was a bit
mean but seriously I was getting motion sick. It is really hard to follow the
action and to see the damn special effects that were the strength of the movie.
Zombies look decent |
One final
thing. I watch a lot of zombie movies, most of them independent. With the rare
exception of something like Shaun of the Dead most of the attempts to call back
to classic zombie flicks is a huge mistake. Here we have them discuss holding
up in a mall and Foree also delivers a version of his famous “dead will walk
the Earth” line from Dawn of the Dead. Don’t remind me of a good zombie movie
while I’m watching your shitty one! That would seem like common sense no? Zone
of the Dead is hard pass, skip this one.
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