I found
another fifties Bigfoot movie for the marathon. Sadly, unlike the earlier
Hammer flick The Abominable Snowman this one is less than stellar. In fact, it
is downright bad. But I watched it and it’s a Bigfoot movie so we must soldier
on.
We have another
expedition to the Himalayas looking for plants, this time lead by an American
botanist. A day or so into the hike up the mountain they are informed that
their guide’s wife was kidnapped by a Yeti but refuse to believe it or go
looking for her. That was a mistake because before you know it their guns are
taken, and they are hostages in their own expedition as they are forced to go
Yeti hunting. Eventually they do catch up to the creature, though not the one
that took the woman. It is stunned and the American’s turn the tables by
getting the guns and forcing the men to help them bring the creature down off
of the mountain top. It’s destination? An airplane headed for America!
What can I
say about this movie? Well first up if you have ever wanted to see people
walking around on film this is the picture for you. We spend most of the movie
watching people either walk up a mountain in the snow or walk back down it.
When the action moves to America, we get to see them walking in the street or
walking thru some tunnels in pursuit of the Yeti. If that weren’t bad enough
pay close attention because they keep reusing the footage of them walking again
and again. There is one particular bit with them in a tunnel that I saw at
least four times. When not walking we get such high energy action sequences
like making coffee or yelling offscreen to someone to make the coffee. This
movie is so incredibly boring. Even at just over an hour it was a chore to stay
awake.
I could
talk a bit about the acting but there isn’t much of it. To be honest we don’t
get that much dialogue as this is one of those movies that loves to use the
voiceover to explain what you are watching on the screen. But they don’t stop
there as it is also used to explain character’s emotions and motivations. Hey
who needs dialogue and character conversation when the disembodied voice can
tell us all we need to know? Just to be clear that was me being sarcastic.
The
creature is not seen too much but I have to say that the costume is decent.
While clearly just a tall guy with some fur attached to a body suit it worked.
Though again they keep using the same damn shot of it coming out of and then
back into the shadows. We must see the same shot ten times during the movie. So
somehow they manage to screw the one thing they do well with the same lazy and
annoying trick.
The only
thing that I found at all memorable about the movie was a plot device used to
explain how the Yeti gets loose in Los Angeles. The government shows up when
the plane lands with a paper in hand. Seems the headline says Snow Man, so they
need to determine if it is a man or not and if it is a man his immigration
status. Yep they stick him in a warehouse because he might be an illegal alien…
I just shared the only thing interesting about The Snow Creature, so you don’t
have to waste your time on it. You’re welcome.
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