It is
getting to the point where I’m having to dig pretty deep to find non franchise
slasher movies to cover. Cutting Class is a pretty deep dive that is only
notable in that it stars a very young Brad Pitt as well as Roddy McDowall. I
hadn’t seen this one in years before dusting off my DVD copy (literally!) for
this review.
The plot
to Cutting Class is pretty straightforward. You have the popular girl, played
by Jill Schoelen of Stepfather/Popcorn fame, who is torn between her volatile
boyfriend and the weird guy who was just released from a mental institution. The
boyfriend, played by Brad Pitt, has anger issues and loses his temper many
times. The weird guy was locked up for killing his father, so he has a history
of violence.
The plot
gets rolling as we see Scholen’s character, Paula, sending her lawyer father
off on a hunting trip. He heads into the woods and is shot with an arrow by an
unseen killer. Don’t worry though as he doesn’t die and serves as comic relief
popping up now and then as he struggles to make it out of the woods. Other
characters are dispatched by the killer as the movie keeps trying to make you
guess who the murderer is. This leads to quite a bit of stalking and killing
until everything is explained.
By the
late eighties the formula for slasher movies was well established and honestly
played out. You were almost in a no-win situation because there weren’t that
many things you could do with the genre. Of course, Scream would reinvent
things and give these movies a kick in the butt a few years later, but all we
get with Cutting Class are a bunch of recycled ideas that aren’t executed that
well. Be warned that there are spoilers coming, so if you don’t like
that sort of thing stop reading. You have been warned.
The movie
tries very hard to be clever in hiding the identity of the killer. Right from
the start the movie gives you the kid just out of the mental asylum as an
obvious choice, but then spends much of the movie showing how much of a jerk
the boyfriend is. So of course, it must be him. The problem is they make it so
obvious that the boyfriend is a red herring that clearly the overly nice
“formerly” disturbed kid must be the killer. I know what you are saying, “But
John you have already seen this movie…” I remember watching this one the first
time and immediately seeing thru it. Plus, everyone that I’ve shown Cutting
Class to has made a comment or muttered something to the effect the same
sentiment. The writing isn’t good enough to fool us which is kind of important with
a story like this.
At least we get some Roddy McDowall! |
I’ve also
always been bugged by the odd tone that the movie takes. We have some decently
disturbing scenes with Pitt’s character losing his temper, you could already
see he was going to be a great actor, tossed in with some poorly written silly
teenage shenanigans. We also get an inexplicably pervy principal, played by
McDowall whom they waste here. The character serves no purpose and sort of
disappears part way thru. They must have only had him for a day or two.
Finally, there is this odd bit with Paula’s father. I’ve already mentioned that
shows up at different parts of the movie struggling and pratfalling with an
arrow in his chest. I’m guessing that this was meant as comedic relief as they
cast Martin Mull in the role. But it doesn’t fit with the rest of the movie.
I’m really not sure what they were thinking.
The last
thing I wanted to talk about are the kills. Even by the standards of the late
eighties after the censors had completely neutered the slasher movie Cutting
Class is tame. We only get seven kills with much of the best stuff off screen. Some
of what we do get on screen is played for laughs, like the photocopier kill.
The only interesting kills are the gym teacher impaled on a flagpole and the
axe to the math teacher. Though the latter is punctuated with a quip that ruins
it. All in all, there isn’t much to see here.
Cutting
Class is a generic by the numbers late entry into the initial wave of slasher
flicks. It is likely to have been forgotten like most of the later efforts if
Brad Pitt hadn’t become a big star. This is another of those cases where they
were able to stick someone’s face on the box and sell a bunch of copies. I
think that there are much better things to spend both your money and time on.
Not recommended.
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