I’ve been
an avid consumer of bad and cheesy movies for most of my nearly fifty years on
this planet. After all that time you would think that I’ve seen them all, but
you’d be wrong. I stumbled over this one while digging deep on Amazon and was
intrigued by the brief synopsis. A martial artist has to do battle with a demon
in the subways of New York City… Sign me up!
Things get
kicked off in China in 200 BC. Some monks are taking a crate and hiding it in a
cave. After that they are killed, by one of the guards who kills himself after
everyone else is dead. I suppose this is to keep some terrible secret safe.
Which we find out later was a demon locked in the crate by a magic talisman.
Flash
forward to the groovy seventies and we meet Luke and his buddy Rodan practicing
martial arts in New York City. After talking about the neighborhood and the
gangs that infest it they head to China for some training. Rodan isn’t that
into it and stumbles on the cave, accidentally letting out what was in the box
when he picks up the talisman that was keeping the demon contained! It follows
the pair home and starts to hunt in the subways of the city. After the bodies
pile up a bit Luke eventually has a showdown with the demon.
I can’t
say that this is a good movie. It has no budget, which is apparent as it tries
to pass off various parks in New York as rural China. There is a distinct feel
of guerilla filmmaking as many of the street scenes are filled with people who
appear surprised by the camera and actors walking down the street. Also, many
of the exterior scenes in the movie have no dialogue as all we get is loud
music playing. This is a common trick when you either don’t have the proper
gear to capture sound or can’t loop the actors in later. Devil’s Express
clearly has some technical issues, most of which can certainly be blamed on the
budget.
I can
forgive money related deficiencies. What is difficult is when I see problems
that more money wouldn’t fix. While some of the actors have martial arts skills
the fight choreography isn’t up to what you would get from a Kung Fu movie that
was actually made in China rather than this one that was clearly inspired by
them. If you are making a movie like this, you really need the fights to pop
and be interesting. Another problem plaguing Devil’s Express is the pacing. The
story plods along with a few interesting bits here and there. Most of the parts
that I liked had to do with the gang war between the African Americans and the
Asians. Sadly, this is relegated to filler as the slow as molasses demon in the
subway plot line gets most of the attention.
In the end
I think that I liked the idea of Devil’s Express more than I liked the movie
itself. Unless you are obsessed with checking out every Kung Fu or Blaxploitation
movie you can find, like I am, this movie is one you should skip. Not
recommended.
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