You know
sometimes I wonder why I dig so deep into the horror movie genre. Sure, I
occasionally find a decent movie buried under there, but more often than not I
find a flick like Sound of Horror. And it kills just a little bit of my inner
horror nerd’s joy.
In this
Spanish production we have a group of cave explorers blasting a hole into a
cave wall to get to stuff… Really it isn’t until later that they reveal they
are looking for treasure. Also is it a great idea to be standing in the cave as
you use dynamite to blow a different part of the same cave up? That seems a
little risky. Regardless we watch as they find a weird egg looking thing and
what I guess is a mummy in a sarcophagus that is supposed to be a Neanderthal.
Don’t worry about the dead body though because it ends up not being part of the
story at all.
What does
happen is another egg hatches and an invisible monster comes out to attack
them. They hide in the house until they don’t, some people get killed, they
hide again, and then the housekeeper goes outside to get water for coffee and
dies, they hide some more, and then the truck blows up. Movie over though not
quick enough.
I have two
major complaints about the movie. The first is the plot makes no sense and
meanders thru the duration without any effort to bring something worthwhile to
the screen. As I’ve already mentioned in my plot synopsis the characters
release the monster and then spend the rest of the movie running in and out of
the house with no apparent plan at all. They double down on this nonsense with
a character, the housekeeper, stepping outside to get water from the well to
make coffee to calm everyone down. She knows that the monster is out there and
doesn’t think twice about it. That is the sort of logic you can expect from
Sound of Horror. It makes for a very long and boring watch.
The creepy dance scene even made it to a lobby card! |
The second
major issue I have is that the monster is invisible. We have a creature feature
with no creature at all! Sure, you get loud spooky sounds and props that fly
around as they are hit by the invisible monster, but we don’t get to see
anything. Well to be fair there is a brief glimpse when it moves thru smoke one
time, but it is brief and vague. Perhaps
if this was a better movie with a plot and characters that engaged the audience
that would be okay, but that isn’t what we have here. I’m not saying a giant
rubber monster would have saved Sound of Horror, but it couldn’t have hurt.
Terrible
story and a lousy monster mean that movie has little to offer. You know what we
do get? An extended dance scene with the two female characters while the
menfolk smile creepy and watch. Let me sitting thru this stinker mean something
and take my advice. Skip this horrible excuse for a monster movie and spend
your time on something better like It Conquered the World. While that isn’t a
great movie at least the monster in the cave is decent looking and you actually
get to see it!
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