They buy the house and show up with their friends who also invested to fix it up so they can flip it. We get to see a lot of character development and home improvement stuff. There is also a gag with a nail gun that is okay I suppose. Things get creepy with a disappearing man and his dog. We also have the creepy lady who used to work with the priest showing up with a crucifix and telling them that all will be revealed. Also, there is a spooky basement, plumbing issues, and someone gets their hand cut. Thrilling stuff, right? In the end there is a twist that throws everything into doubt. Was there something supernatural or do we just have a bunch of people with mental health issues? I’m still not sure.
This is the first movie in the franchise that has nothing to do with the house or any haunted item coming from it. Instead, we have a totally different haunting of sorts. Be warned some spoilers are coming so if you don’t like that sort of thing then stop reading. But honestly this is such a terrible movie I’d recommend reading my spoiler and then skipping The Amityville Curse. You have been warned!
|The characters seem as bored as I was!|
This movie is painfully slow. Nothing happens for the majority of the story as we see people fixing up a house, talking about their issues, and drinking wine. This feels less like a failed attempt at character development and more like they didn’t have enough story to fill up the ninety-minute runtime. I can’t stress enough that except for the last ten or fifteen minutes nothing happens! The sad fact is the cast is solid and The Amityville Curse is shot well.
What is the moral to the story? Have a damn script before rolling the cameras! I can’t recommend this one either. Sooner or later, I have to find an Amityville movie that I really like. I mean the laws of averages would dictate that. Next up is Amityville 1992: It’s About Time.
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